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March 28th, 2001 Sandler, a millionaire with miser in his DNA walked through the shopping Mall to meet with a potential Hitman. His wife wanted a divorce but he had murder on his mind, in the long run it was cheaper since dead women don’t need child support.

Unbeknown to him, his hitman aka an undercover police officer was the person who followed him to his vehicle. The conversation was conducted using a series of cards with questions and answers to cover every possible permutation of responses negating the need for him to utter one word, and removing the officer’s script to garbage.

Joel was smitten by Linda who he met in a diner whilst working construction. They married and 2 children later, he landed a job as a stockbroker with Merrill Lynch. His abrasive manner made enemies and his boss was forced to transfer him but he wanted to take his clients naturally his boss refused. He threatened to have him killed and was immediately terminated. He was so volatile no one would touch him and his career was ready to implode.

Sandler was never truly happy he was so frugal it was humiliating. He’d refuse to turn the heating on in the winter and made his family huddle together to stay warm. He pissed in a cup and threw it out the window to save on the water bill.

His mood would change depending on if he made money that day, and he would sooner be arrested for shop lifting rather than spend his own cash. His wife filed for divorce after he threw her physically across the room.

She stayed at their beach house in New Jersey until she found out that he had the house bugged and put her under surveillance, she went deep under cover, because now, she was scared.